8 good reasons why it’s good to be Polish

1. Poland is the 9th largest country in Europe, which gives you the good feeling of being in top 10.

2. The most famous country from the former Eastern Block – even the local rednecks in Alabama know about it.

3. Most of the ATM’s around Europe offer 5 languages – English, German, French, Spanish and…Polish.

4. There are at least few thousand of your fellow citizens in every country around the world (except for China and Russia, but nobody wants to live there – not even the Chinese and the Russians)

5. There is a high possibility of meeting different people, from different countries around the world, who have at least one Polish relative.

6. If you are Polish and you want to immigrate to any of the countries in the United Kingdom or Ireland you don’t have to worry if you don’t speak English – there is already few million of your people there, who are currently occupying positions in all the major institutions.

7. In some countries (e.g. Iceland) Polish is the second non-official language.

8. Polish people are way down in the list of race related crimes – just after blacks, Arabs, Jews, Mexicans, Persians, Eastern Europeans and gay people (well…maybe not only race related crimes).